This page has jokes about music written by you!!

Simply write your joke into the comment box below and send it to me (jokes about music only please!). If I like your joke it will appear in the comments below.

I will start the page off with one of my own jokes. Your jokes will follow on from this.

One last thing: Kids, please make sure you check with your parents or teacher before sending me a joke!


  1. I have been told I am pretty sharp.
    Did you get my note
    On a high note , however
    It was an accident I didn’t mean to harmony anyone

  2. Why couldnt the string quartet find their composer?

    He was Haydn

  3. What does a Viola and a Lawsuit have in common?

    Everybody is relieved when the case is closed.

  4. What do you call a viola player with half a brain?


  5. Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
    When he asked him who their favorite composer was they all said “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

  6. Why couldn’t the violinist find the violin?
    cause it was Haydn

  7. Why do musicians hate fish?
    Because it has too many scales

  8. Here is one more,

    What is a composer’s favorite game?

    Haydn seek! ^_^

  9. Ok, we are on a roll here is one more,

    Treble maker- *Robbed a music store
    Police- You’re under a rest!

    Get it?????:)

  10. Which composer had the most colds? A: Tchaikovsky

  11. Why was the musician arrested?
    Because he got in treble

  12. What’s Beethoven doing over Halloween?

  13. What is Tchaikovsky’s favorite candy?
    Sugar Plums!

  14. Why was Mozart waiting outside the door?
    Because he couldn’t find the right key!!

  15. Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
    Because all they said is Bach, Bach, Bach!

  16. Q: Why did the pianist keep banging the side of his head on the piano?
    A: He was playing by ear!!

  17. why are pirates great singers?

    because they can hit the high Cs!

  18. What did the treble clef say to the bass clef? ITś too much treble in here

  19. why did the composer climb the ladder?

    to reach the high notes!!

  20. What is a golf clubs favorite music?


  21. Q: What is the karate teacher’s favourite composer?
    A: Chopin!

  22. whats the difference between a viola and a trampoline ?????

    You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

  23. What is the difference between an onion and a viola?

    No one cries when you chop a viola!

  24. People were digging up Beethoven’s grave, he sat up when they open the coffin, and he was erasing his music. “What are you doing?!” they asked. He said “I’m DECOMPOSING”

  25. What do brass players brush their teeth with?

    A “tuba” toothpaste!

  26. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument? a xylobone!

  27. What did the sign say outside the music shop?

    Gone Chopin, be Bach in three minuets

  28. Here’s a joke:

    Q: Why was the piano invented?
    A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.

  29. What does a skeleton play? A trom-bone.
    Whats the difference between a fish and a piano? You can tune a piano but you can’t TUNA fish!

  30. There are so many jokes about this composer. I could make you a Liszt.

  31. How would a composer walk away then tell you he or she would come back.I’LL BE BACH!!!

  32. What do brass and woodwinds say when they are trying to scam?

    “No strings attached”

  33. whats a Musician’s favorite Holiday?

    Billie Holiday.

  34. hey want to hear a joke about a staccato never mind it is too short

  35. why did the musician hire the giant?
    Because he was the only one who could reach the high notes!!!

    — Oliver h.

  36. Why did Mozart get rid of his chicks?

    Cause when he asked em’ which composer they liked the best they all said “Bach,Bach”


  37. What did the music teacher say to her students?

    Always B#, never Bb!

  38. What did the doctor say to the minim?
    You need a crotchet!

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